Orange wolf says "play with fire, kids"
gilbirdo:

Gundam “bite-as-much-as-you-want-because-I-won’t-give-a-fuck” Tanaka

gilbirdo:

Gundam “bite-as-much-as-you-want-because-I-won’t-give-a-fuck” Tanaka

lokelios:

Gundam said he got the devildog earring from taming a Pomeranian, right?

but

what if that Pomeranian was

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

And all the younguns are going, ‘who’s Ozzy Osbourne?’ and Ozzy Osbourne is going, ‘who’s Ozzy Osbourne?’
Steve Hardcastle (via dadcubedoutofcontext)

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I got these to marry. They’ve had two kids now, one called Foofton and the other I called Sapling. I can’t

leonshake:

The joke being that they all have robotic voices. HA HA HA LAUGH!!

Tomoarigato Mr. Roboto is ruining my life I’ve been only drawing Microsoft Sam the last two days. This is all Vinny’s fault.

leonshake:

The joke being that they all have robotic voices. HA HA HA LAUGH!!

More tomoarigato mr. Roboto fan art involving Microsoft Sam

Go watch Tomoarigato Mr. Roboto Life (Tomodachi Life Parody) now it’s pure art

Go watch Tomoarigato Mr. Roboto Life (Tomodachi Life Parody) now it’s pure art

keycrash:

everyday dilemmas of having a fucking noun as your first name

inazumaelevencaptured:

Episodes 37-38: Genda Koujirou.

King of goalies, being king. Joe King.

King of goalies, being king. Joe King.